I have a lot more to say on this topic... Volumes, in fact. The photo is just a teaser. Replace the paperclips with the oddities of all mankind, and you have me in a nutshell.
If you know me like I think you know me, you know that I think that whole crock of hooey called "The Secret" is just a lot of bunk. There's no way I could possibly be beckoning for the universe to send me a relentless throng of freaks, geeks, kooks, bores and wannabe-comedians... Is the world really in that desperate a need for a friendly face?
Oops, I almost forgot. This month I'm supposed to "make it work". Dang.
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It makes me paranoid to think which of your "relentless throng of freaks, geeks, kooks, bores and wannabe-comedians" I may be and not know it, but then again I know where and who you work with - whew, self-esteem still intact!
Besides, that poor slop of CDP souls haven't been invited into the fascinating world of "Plan To Be Surprised", they haven't seen the true complex wit behind the smiling beauty.
Yet another excellent post Jules, I also got a kick out of you earlier "nails" post even though I have no frame of reference.
Mikey G, I have the baggie of "finger condoms" in my purse (a girl must carry protection at all times, you know...) so next time you're on Planet Three, I'll bust 'em out for you. You'll get a hoot out of it. As Brittnee would say, they are "RIDONKULOUS".
As a bonus, I'll throw in a free viewing of the "relentless throng of freaks, geeks, kooks, bores and wannabe commedians". Think of it as a BOGO of sorts. It's your lucky day, brah.
Ok I get the finger condoms but what about the guy that wants to lay commando? Those are parts that should spend most of its time in a cave..... Yes Im a man. Are regular condoms UV protected and who wants to waste a perfectely good condom in the tanning bed. Both cost way too much these days. Could be a new product or is that too much dirt. LOL And yes I know Im one of the matalic objects on the end of the U but thats ok I accept it with a smile. And yes a smile can change the world. Love ya Jewels.
T
T, you are going to crack up-- but there's a product for just what you're describing. I'm not kidding! It's called "The Manly"! Check it out:
http://www.tanningsupplies.co.nz/shop/sunbed-retail/manly-by-tannie
Just goes to show, there's a sucker born every minute. Oh, maybe I should re-phrase that... :-)
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